CPUs are getting expensive these days — CLICK HERE to get one for free! With one good core, enabled by default, and one not-so-good core, disabled by default. The SMP configuration will teach you everything there is to know about debugging core contention (turn the broken core educational feature on, if you insist). You also get a whole GB of RAM (in this economy!), and a networking stack that, ummm, you will figure out.

Please do not use these instances for mining and do not launch many of them, CPUs do not grow on trees.

If you like this project, fork it on githu… seriously?! Just ask your AI to slop it; we are not in the 1800s anymore.